I'd always heard that exercising leads to decreased body mass. I was hoping the majority of my "lost mass" would come from my hips, thighs and butt. I mean, what woman DOESN'T want these areas to be smaller? We can't all look like Angelina Jolie.
Alas. That is in fact NOT where the majority of my mass has decreased.
Half-marathon training? I'm done with you. I'm done with you until you give me my "C-bordering-on-D" cup boobs back!
Victoria's Secret informed me today that my boobs are now "B-bordering-on-C" cup. NO! No, no, no!
I am promptly eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's.
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